Scholarship to success

September 25th, 2009 Posted in Cool things I found, Life health
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For those that know what affiliate marketing is, you have probably heard of Sean Rasmussen and the Year of the Affiliate (YOTA) forum.

Sean created this site to share the wealth of knowledge he has acquired with as many people as possible.

Now he has decided to offer a scholarship to learn from him and the YOTA team.

If you would like to have a shot at this opportunity you need to get over to the Scholarship page and follow the directions there.

Good luck, whoever gets the scholarship will deserve it I am sure.  I have certainly thrown my hat in the ring for it.

Cheers,
Matt

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Joke: “When I say I’m broke, I’M BROKE!”

September 10th, 2009 Posted in Jokes
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying
a vacuum cleaner.’Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would
like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”Go away!’ said the old lady. ‘I’m broke and haven’t got any money!’ and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. ‘Don’t be too hasty!’ he said. ‘Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.’ And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallwaycarpet. ‘If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horsemanure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.’The old lady stepped back and said, ‘Well let me get you a fork, ’cause they cut off my electricity this morning.

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